Collected Humor
Original Humor by Phi Kapps
Where's Jim?
Ode to a Slimy Worm-like Creature
The following was posted to git.cc.class.2360 during finals week of Spring 1998
by Kurt Eiselt, Professor and Assistant Dean of the College of Computing and dedicated
to Brother Patrick McNeill
"Tomorrow"
A parody of the James song of the same name, written by Gregory Pauswinski
and Michael Dickinson
A Letter to the Makers of Sea-Monkeys
The Dangers of Sea Sand
Transcribed from the warning label of a bottle of Sea Sand in the Chemistry Labs.
Submitted by Michael Dickinson
The Official Shotgun Rules v1.1
While this is in the humor section, remember that they are the standing rules for
the calling of shotgun in the fraternity. Submitted by Zach Lovell.
Jon Estes' Famous Diet Dr. Pepper Experiment
An actual psychological experiment performed by Jon Estes regarding the affect that
cost has on taste. No pledges were harmed in the course of this experiment.
You Might Be Caleb If...
Our humorous response to the recent theft of several fraternity items by Caleb, a well
known klepto who is an alumnus of the UGA chapter. Courtesy of Chris
Kerzel and others.
More Humor from Various Sources
The Ultimate Chain Letter
LA High School Math Exam
Stages of Life
Points for Men
Smithsonian Humor
Although this has been verified as an urban myth (no matter what it claims), it
remains very funny. Submitted by Harry Marlin.
College Essay
The famous college entrance essay written by an applicant to NYU that has made its way
around the internet. Well worth reading. Submitted by Larry
Hsieh.
I am looking for more submissions here. If you have a funny story (preferably original), send it to Webmaster and we'll make sure it gets here.