Straight from the collective mischevious minds of *several* Phi Kapps, channeled through Eison's whiteboard, and into your e-mail box, at the request of several impartial 3rd parties. (Background: Jim is off on study abroad all over Europe this summer)

WHERE'S JIM?
• Stuck in Customs w/ 400 Del Amitri CDs
• Two words: European Sheep
• Wandering Siberia in search of a Dairy Queen
• Stuck on Antarctica after being shipped there by fellow Techies who thought the penguins needed some musical enlightenment.
• Strapped to Russian ICBM waiting for promised ride to Babylon VI
• Flipping channels in a Russian hotel until he finds WCW
• Stuck in bed w/ a Spanish prostitute until his dad's money runs out, still looking for his peanut butter
• Drowning in a tub of Twiglets
• At a hash bar in Amsterdam
• Sleeping well and dreaming of large women
• Getting his ass kicked by goths that don't care if he has two 9.1 gig ultra-wide differential SCSI hard drives